Wild Pidgey

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:45:28 -0400

amottledrose: metallikato: We Californians be like “Excuse me...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:42:41 -0400

metallikato:

We Californians be like

“Excuse me but your shirt is fucking gorgeous”

“Wow thank you very much! My nanna fucking knitted it for me!”

“So fucking fetch”

“Stop fucking trying to make ‘fetch’ happen. It’s never gonna, you ho bag.”

dorkstrider: i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:36:35 -0400

dorkstrider:

i was supposed to make this rebloggable 6 years ago

spookpire: wow nice name who gave it to you your mom hahahahaha

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:36:12 -0400

spookpire:

wow nice name who gave it to you your mom hahahahaha

glamourousqueen: tsarcasm: niickandopoliis: what do people even SAY during sex???? pitbull...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:36:02 -0400

glamourousqueen:

tsarcasm:

niickandopoliis:

what do people even SAY during sex????

pitbull lyrics

yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY

dikapriyoo: Absolutely right | Dexter .

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:34:24 -0400

dikapriyoo:

Absolutely right | Dexter .

I got that hashtagswizzleswazzlejklolyoloswag2013yygrizz360noscopeztrickshotzzogskillz420kush4lyf

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:30:57 -0400

I got that hashtagswizzleswazzlejklolyoloswag2013yygrizz360noscopeztrickshotzzogskillz420kush4lyf

deucebowl: she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by...

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:27:07 -0400

deucebowl:

she reaches down seductively. I guide her hand to my zipper. she unzips my fanny pack by mistake. raviolis spill out everywhere

shuckl: captaincum: i want sex now not until you’ve finished your broccoli

Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:26:50 -0400

shuckl:

captaincum:

i want sex now

not until you’ve finished your broccoli

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Sat, 01 Jun 2013 23:24:41 -0400

Transplanted directly from my health class: Scabies. Another tiny critter, Sarcoptes scabiei, that...

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:26:21 -0400

Transplanted directly from my health class:

Scabies. Another tiny critter, Sarcoptes scabiei, that can cause severe itching is transmitted by close, but not necessarily sexual, contact. Scabies can be transmitted also by contact with bed sheets or upholstery. This bug is a mite, a little spider-like creature that burrows into the skin. It causes mange in dogs and other domestic animals. Scabies is treated with a topical lotion or an oral medication which can be prescribed by a doctor.

COOTIESSSSSSSSSSS

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Thu, 23 May 2013 19:25:44 -0400

solos1s: uutan

Thu, 23 May 2013 19:25:15 -0400

solos1s:

uutan

I ran into my inner ninja on the car radio. My life is complete.

Fri, 17 May 2013 20:32:19 -0400

I ran into my inner ninja on the car radio.

My life is complete.

findinggory: can everyone just stop what your doing and

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:20:31 -0400

findinggory:

can everyone just stop what your doing and

dionthesocialist: Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re...

Thu, 16 May 2013 18:20:19 -0400

dionthesocialist:

Sometimes, I wish I could ban my students from saying the word “gay” unless we’re specifically talking about homosexual people. Today one kid said that the ceiling was gay. Ceiling can’t be gay. Ceiling can’t even be straight. Ceiling is ceiling. Ceiling’s sexual preference is light bulb.

bemusedlybespectacled: if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:40:15 -0400

bemusedlybespectacled:

if you ever think mythology is boring or serious business or whatever shit

just remember that cerberus, the hell-hound and guard dog of the underworld, comes from the root indo-european word ḱerberos, which evolved into the greek word kerberos, which got changed to cerberus when it went from greek to latin

ḱerberos means “spotted”

that’s right

hades, lord of the dead, literally fucking named his pet dog spot

mistressfeferi: hopelessbaka: at least gravity is attracted to me

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:39:48 -0400

mistressfeferi:

hopelessbaka:

at least gravity is attracted to me

gold-skies: shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:38:46 -0400

gold-skies:

shout out to zac efron for never pursuing a singing career after he left disney

klinklang: honestly i think the only reason i like the second silent hill film is because the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 00:11:17 -0400

klinklang:

honestly i think the only reason i like the second silent hill film is because the actress portrayed heather mason perfectly and yeah i hope they choose her again for any future movies or movie reboots